I found it out of context on a different website. So I have no idea if its real or not, but I assume it it :)
It doesn't seem too out of line with my experiences. My husband's parents have talked to us about the dangers of dancing. They even tried to convince us not to have a reception party at our wedding.
Dig - good point! Where exactly does body movement turn into dancing? I would imagine they draw the line at toe tapping.
Duuuuude! How awfull. Nobuddy knows. Not even JF. If I was a heathen and I broke out, she has exactly the same rights as this sinfull mortal. God bless you.
oh wow... is that for real? or a spoof? when/where was it published?
ReplyDeleteA message from the Thomas "Road to Hell" Baptist Church...
ReplyDeleteAnd friends, be very careful when rising from a kneeling prayer position so the Lord or Jerry doesn't mistake it for dancing.
Thank you.
I found it out of context on a different website. So I have no idea if its real or not, but I assume it it :)
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't seem too out of line with my experiences. My husband's parents have talked to us about the dangers of dancing. They even tried to convince us not to have a reception party at our wedding.
Dig - good point! Where exactly does body movement turn into dancing? I would imagine they draw the line at toe tapping.
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ReplyDeleteDuuuuude! How awfull. Nobuddy knows. Not even JF. If I was a heathen and I broke out, she has exactly the same rights as this sinfull mortal. God bless you.
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